Samveten

mina samveten hade trevliga samtal igår.

- I mean come on! Why can´t I turn the fucking light on?
- To be honest.. I don´t know. Sorry mate!
- Fuck! I´m sceard of the dark!
- To bad! Couse I´m not! see yah!
- Oh come on! don´t leave me here! Please!
- Oh let me think about that! uh yup! I´m leaving! bye!
- I hate you!


Jag är trött och jag har tandkrämssmak i munnen. det ä..
- Well duh! You´ve figure that out now have you? Took you long enough? It´s not like you´re doing it now huh? Brushing your teeth I mean.
- Exuse me! I´m just letting the world know!
- So? Do you really think that the world HAVE to know?
- Well.. maby not. but..
- There you go!
- I didn´t have anything other to say!
- Maby I should take over then?
- But...!
- Great! Pack your things and leave!
- I hate you!
- You´ve said that. And you know what? I - don´t - care! Now leave, I need to work
*Slam*


- Oh my god! It´s still dark!
- Oh oh oh! I think I have an explanition to that!
- Oh really? What´s that?
- well, MABY couse you havent turned the light on!
- Oh..
- Yeah oh!
*silence*
- Hey! watch it will you!? That´s my foot!
- Oh sorry...
- Bloody hell!
- Hey! not such language!
- Well I´m sorry! Are you my mum?
- No... but...
- Exactly! So shut up!
- I hate you!
- What else is new?
*Slam*


- I´m tired...
- So? I should care becouse...?
- I don´t know!
- Then shut up!
*Silence*
- Fuck I´m tired!
- So?
- Have I asked about your opinion?
- No, but yo...
- Then shut up!
*Silence*
- What, no `I hate you´ comment?
- Zzz...
- Oh, to bad.
*Slap!*
- OUCH! What was that for!?
- I was bored!
- Well, don´t slap me in the face! okey!?
- I´m not making any promises.
- Hey, watch it!
- What are you going to do princess? Cry?
- No... And don´t call me princess! I´m not a girl!
Wait.. what!? Har jag kill-samveten? What the hell!


- The last talk was a little... well... awkward...
- Well, for you maby!
- What do you mean?
- Forget it...
- No... Tell me!
- I said... `Forget it!´
- Okey, okey! Calm down!
*Silence*
- So... Could I borrow the bunny slippers of yours?
- Yeah shou.. wait... what? How do you...?
- Nothing... forget it...
- Tell me!
- No, forget it!
- Tell me or I´ll kill you!
- Calm down for crying out loud!
- Tell me then...
- Ehum... bye!
*slam*
- Come back! Are you touching my slippers!?
- Ehum.. No?
- Oh, ypu´re so fucking dead!
*SLAM*
- HEEELP!!!


- Why are you sitting over there?
- Becouse you are going to hurt me if I´m sitting with you!
- I will not!
- Yes, you will!
- I will not!
- Yes you WILL!
- Oh shut up!
- Told you so!
- I haven´t touch you!
*Silence*
- Oh come on! stop be such a baby!
*Silence*
- Hello? Are you dead?
*Silence*
- Do I have to slap you again?
*Silence*
- AAARGH!!
*SLAM*
- Muahahah! good! All have to do is ignore him! yeah!
- What was that?
*Silence*
- Get lost!
- hehe..